- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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