- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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