Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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A man goes to the potty.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Women's professional sports

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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