- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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