Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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