What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Knock Knock.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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woman's rights

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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time to spruce up!

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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whats green and lives in the water

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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