- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What is white and black and red all over.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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