- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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