What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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well use a tissue!

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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no rasist joks

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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haha

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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