What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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