Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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