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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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