- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Matthew Wyckoff

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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