To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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