- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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