BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Justin Bieber

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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