- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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