What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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