What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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