- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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