What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Tilt your screen back .

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Where's my baby??

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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