- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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