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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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