- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's 9+10? 19

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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