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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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