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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Q- Why? A- Why not?

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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