- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

whats green and lives in the water

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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