What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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