- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

A house comes around the corner.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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