a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Potassium? K.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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