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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Black people having a Job.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Knock knock. Its open.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich