dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Knock Knock. Come in.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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