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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

roses are red poo is poo

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.