- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

A man goes to the potty.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Women's professional sports

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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