- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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