- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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