What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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