yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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