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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

A man did not like this site

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

God is real.

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