- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

My cat just died.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Dwarf Shortage

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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