- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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