Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

I'm so punny.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

binladin walks into the american seals

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Hello

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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