- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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