why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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Anti Joke

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