- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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