Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

If you're happy and you know it get a life

i saw amango it splootered

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

An Asian with a big dick.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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