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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

what do you call a black chef glendon

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Flowers are colors Love me

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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