What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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