If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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