- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

What happened to my sunglasses?

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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