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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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