What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Gay rights.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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