- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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