What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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