How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Atheism

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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