why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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