How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Anti Joke

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