- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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