- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

whats black? the colour

PENIS that is all

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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