- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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