- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

guess what>? your mum lol

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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