why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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