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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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