- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Seriosly. too much sex again?

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??