- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

A guy walks into a bar

12 niqqa 12.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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