One, two, three, four and five

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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