- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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