- Anti Joke

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Good job, son.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.