- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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