A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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woman's rights

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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