A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Knock knock. Its open.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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