What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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