- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

To mama so old, she might die soon.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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