- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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