Women's rights.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

White men's rights

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

this website is a bad joke

Once upon a time a was born

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

WNBA

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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