- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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