- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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