- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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