How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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