A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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