A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. He orders 14 shots and proceeds to drink. For each shot he takes, he feeds one to his dog, who accepts it willingly. The bartender says "Well I've never seen anything stranger. Why did you order 14 shots, and why are you giving half to your dog." "Well," says the man, "my 14 year old dog was diagnosed with a fatal heart condition. I cannot afford to put him down, so the shots should kill him." The dog then dies.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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I'm so punny.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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