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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

I will create more jobs for americans

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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