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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

So a bar walks into a man...

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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