why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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