Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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