- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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