You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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