Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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school homewrok

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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