- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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