- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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