What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Small Penis.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

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