- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

If life gives you lemonade.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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