- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

hi penis ham telephone

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Japan

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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