- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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