- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Gay rights.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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