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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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