what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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