What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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