What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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