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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

white or wheat? wheat please.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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