- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Yellow People !!

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Obama = ebola

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Go away still nothing to see

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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