What do you call a black man? A normal human being

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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